Midnite Mausoleum

Midnite Mausoleum
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Your cuddly cadaver Marlena Midnite and her friends Wolfred, Franklin, Robyn, Grimms and Bones bring you a dose of Horror and Sci Fi cinema... and a few laughs as well!

A long time ago, Marlena had a plan to be a star... but fate seemed to have other plans, or did it? As she had no known family, a standard autopsy was preformed and her body was to be donated to science...however upon meeting the grim reaper who was suppose to ferry her soul to the other side, Marlena used her “Gift of gab” to persuade him that if he “let her slide, this one time” she would happily make him as famous as she was going to be before her untimely demise. The reaper, being accustom to hearing things like this from cadavers being as most of them had little to no brain left, glossed it over and tried to ignore it but there was something different about this one and so he reluctantly agreed, but with a set of rules of his own. The grim reaper escorted Ms. Midnite to her new digs (which happen to be an abandoned mausoleum) and informed her she could do what ever she wanted as long as no one figured out she was actually dead.

So with that in mind she set to work making herself some servants and friends from whatever she could find laying around. After a couple decades of hard work no one could even tell Marlena was undead as long as she kept her scar covered, and over the years it has gotten easier and easier to blend in, especially with the ever growing popularity of tattooing. So now armed with the friendship of 3 puppets Wolfred (Marlena's main partner in crime who is a were-pire or vam-wolf, a sassy pitcher plant who is stuck in the 1970's along with his family, her cobbled together zombie monster Franklin, and her best friend who travels the open road when ever she needs a "break", and a new lease on life (LITERALLY!) she has set out to make her mark on the world! After nearly 100 years everything has seemingly come together finally as the widely acclaimed television program “Midnite Mausoleum” is being featured on WQAD My TV 8-3 and chronicles the wacky adventures of Marlena, Robyn, Wolfred, Franklin, and the Charley family as they watch whatever movies they can find and eat their own weight in popcorn in nearly every episode!

www.midnitemausoleum.com
In: Horror Hosts, Television

Elsa’s Vault

Elsa's Vault

Elsa's Vault is a weekly comedy-horror series coming soon! Join Elsa and Frank every week to see what's happening and experience Frank's latest film!

Elsa Corman is an ex-Hollywood scream queen who met her demise in a filming accident on set. She was buried at the old Hollywood cemetery, but a crazy old doctor needed a mate for his monster, so he retrieved her still-fresh body. Unfortunately his monster, Frank, has the brain of a grumpy old film editor, so he and Elsa don't exactly hit it off. But they still manage to co-habitate in the vault, passing the time re-editing and re-voicing old Hollywood sci-fi serials from the ‘30s and ‘40s, creating the web's craziest film shorts.

www.elsasvault.com
In: Horror Hosts

Zacherley

Zacherley
In the annals of modern entertainment, you would be hard-pressed to find anyone who's had a longer and more richly-varied career than John Zacherle. Recording artist, television star, announcer, disk jockey, emcee, Zacherle has capably filled these roles and several others. Yet it is for one role that Zacherle has attained show business immortality. For baby boomers, he will be remembered as the best of the horror hosts in the form of his creation, Zacherley, the most clever, most original and funniest of a once thriving breed. www.zacherley.com
In: Horror Hosts

Svengoolie

Svengoolie
Svengoolie has been the premiere horror show icon of Chicago, since multiple Emmy award winner Rich Koz became the hand-picked successor to the original Svengoolie back in the late 70s. Since then, generations of viewers have become fans of the monstrous mirth and movies that this video vampire dispenses every week over the airwaves! Only Svengoolie brings you the classic Universal horror films, many of which have not been seen on broadcast television in years! And- it’s Sven’s unique scary sense of humor that makes each program a frightfully funny experience! www.svengoolie.com
In: Horror Hosts

Elvira Mistress of the Dark

Elvira
Connect directly with Elvira live on their site featuring unprecedented live interactions via ModBlast and ModCam as well as candid video blogs behind the scenes access dedicated usersites and more - this is the place to take part in the Elvira experience first hand! www.elvira.com
In: Horror Hosts

Ms. Vampy

Ms. Vampy
Ms. Vampy is America's funniest, sassiest and most high maintenance vampire! Her personality is as big as her hair and is often described as Betty Boop meets Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. She loves pleather and fur and wouldn't be caught "dead" without high heels! But, there's much more to this loveable vampiress from Brooklyn. www.msvampy.net
In: Horror Hosts
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