Rick Melton

Rick Melton
Rick Melton Rick Melton

Although only a few years off collecting his free bus pass Rick Melton is still a lashing, smashing hunk of rippling manmeat; a steaming great love god if you will.

At least he likes to think he is.

Sadly his career as a porn star fizzled out before it began, as did his equipment, and as he limped off the set to change his shorts only 15 seconds after walking on, Rick decided to become an artist.

Rick's impact on the world of art cannot be over stated and after a mere 30 years at the easle one of his painting's flew out.

Sort of.

It transpired that one of the big nobs who was visiting the gallery complained about the slippery Izal toilet paper so the owner handed him Rick's ESKIMO GIRL WITH TWO BEARS and wished him a really good wipe. Rick's luck was in, for that big nob was none other than Dark Side magazine editor Allan Bryce.

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